Unicorn Flakes

There once was a unicorn with magical feet

That shares yummy rainbows with everyone he meets

They're crunchy and they're chewy

And they'll give you tummy aches

Everybody get some...

Unicorn Flakes!

It's a party in my hoof!

With five kinds of magic

And crunch with a punch

Stays crispy in saliva

'til well after lunch

Guzzle magic from your hoof

'til your breakfast spirit breaks

Everybody get some...

Unicorn Flakes!

I cannot stop!

Help me!

The hoof is a curse that must be obeyed

You can never escape

What the rainbow has made

Selling breakfast powered from the depths

Until the monster wakes

Everybody get some...

Unicorn Flakes!

HAHAHAHA!

PARTAKE OF MY HOOF!

FEEL MY POWER!

My hoof!

Cannot stop-

Help me!

Partake of my hoof!

Cannot stop-

Help me!

HELP ME!

Feel!

ME!

My!

ME!

Power!

ME!

There once was a unicorn with magical feet

That shares yummy rainbows with everyone he meets

They're crunchy and they're chewy

And they'll give you tummy aches

Everybody get some...

Unicorn Flakes!

ME!

ME!

ME!

ME!

My hoof!

Help me!

My hoof!

Cannot stop-

Help me!

ME!

ME!

ME!

Partake of my hoof!